Friday, March 16, 2007

Wife's diary and Husband's diary

WIFE's DIARY
Sunday night.

I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
upset that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere
quiet so we could talk.

He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong.
He said: "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him.
He simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior;
I don't know why he didn't say: "I love u, too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted
nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed.
I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the
situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.

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HUSBAND's DIARY
Today, Manchester United lost the match. DAMN IT..!!
(ends)

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Breakers

Merdeka Day! 2005?

SuperSeries 2007

http://www.bwfsuperseries.com/index.php

Kong Seng and his Gal Friends


The Begining - Part 1

Nama saya Ah Meng, saya di lahirkan tahun 1979.Pada tahun 1986 saya mula persekolahan tahun 1 di SEKOLAH RENDAH KEBANGSAAN BATU 5.


Pada masa itu saya tak kenal ABU, Ah Keong, Ah Lim dan Ah Aun.
Saya berada dalam darjah satu class M. manakala Ah Keong and Ah Aun berlajar dia classK. Ah Lim dia class T and ABU dlm class.


Muka muka BU, Ah Keong, Ah Lim dan Ah Aun memang biasa saya namapk dia persekitaraan Kediaman Taman Kok Lian,Di restoran City, dia kedai runcit aneh dan kedai alatulis Yu Lin.
ABU tinggal di kawansan logi najis, tapi rumah dia besar ! dan bernombor 1


Saya dan Ah Aun tinggal dia rumah teres yg sama jenis.


Ah Keong yg pada mulanya saya tak tahu dia tinggal di mana sebab dia tak jalan kaki macam saya dan Ah Aun. Mak dia jemput dia setiap hari bersama dgn AH Lim.


Ya Ah Keong dan Ah Lim ada RELATIONSHIP saudara walaupun muka mereka jauh berbeza!

Olang Cina punya Pantun..........

Ala satu china lama pangik ah pek,
Suka minum ohkau, lagi suka kongkek,
Pegi mana pun tada lokek,
Lampak amoi, konek cepat naik.

Ah pek ala kawan nama Mamak,
Lia pinya bini manyak lawak,
Orang tigok orang pun sukak,
Kereta tigok kereta pun mau bawak.

Itu Mamak manyak cilakar,
Sulah kongkek tak mau bayar
Tangkachee bising sampai lia pinya lumah,
Sama lia pinya bini cakap manyak kasar.

Ala satu lagi Mangkali pinya kawan,
Manyak teruk, tak bolih tahan,
Sulah mabuk, selalu mau lawan,
Picak botot, lagi picak cawan.

Itu Aneh baik sakali,
Talak teruk macam Mangkali,
Kalau galo, lia diam diam pegi,
Lu mati pun lia talak paluli.

Satu malam lia olang pegi minum blandy,
Mangkali cakap lia mau whiskey,
Mamak pangik lia pegi mati,
Belum minum sudah high oledi.

Harbit lua botot kapala pusing,
Jalan pun tak bolih sebab manyak pining,
Mangkali longkang pegi kincing,
Haiyooooh…. Butut butut tiew nyah sing.

Mamak pakai ayik cuci muka,
Lagi tanya gua nama siapa,
Sulah mabuk betuuuuuuut susah,
Atas mija terus lia muntah.

Aneh luluk diam diam tak mau cakap,
Lasa malu karana kawan biadap,
Pangik toukeh soh, bill kasi siap,
Terus balik curut pun tak mau hisap.

Ah Pek lampak manyak tulan,
Mau makan pun tak bolih telan,
Apasal ala ini macam pinya kawan,
Pangik lia olang suma ker hor lang kan!!

I got character...