Thursday, April 19, 2007

BY Solutions

THE PROBLEM
hari ini ada banyak meeting....then kena bagi vendor requirement on old system....check ini check itu...then kena buat extraction bagi user....then kena reply boss status.....then boss bagi kerja lagi........then kena meeting....then kena discuss dengan vendor apa ada dalam new system....then kena buat analysis....then kena tulis email kat ex-colleague dan new colleague sembang-sembang......kena call user then kena call colleague/user sembang-sembang then kena reply email kat kau orang.....kena tolong orang buat excel "if statement" bila call...then kena pergi buat kopi....kena turun bawah tekan duit....then kena pergi canteen minum teh......kena gossip.....kena online baca berita....baca soccernet...baca blog.......balik pun sudah pukul 8pm....

macam mana main sampai lewat-lewat????

THE SOLUTIONS
Ng wai keong this is your solution:



banyak meeting.... then kena meeting

-go for meeting first in the morning finish 2 meeting first lor in the morning



then kena bagi vendor requirement on old system....check ini check itu...then kena buat extraction bagi user....

then kena discuss dengan vendor apa ada dalam new system....

-do by teleconferencing save time & u can do other thing while you talk



then kena reply boss status.....

-report can be done in fifteen minute depend on how fast you type

- or better solution report by tele conferencing or phone lor, when talking in the same time can type or do report.

-kill 2 birds with one stone



then boss bagi kerja lagi............

-itu unavoidable



then kena buat analysis....

- lepas lunch baru buat

- lepas makan baru ada energy to think



kena call user then kena

-again can limit conversation to the minimum time

-use teleconferencing



then kena tulis email kat ex-colleague dan new colleague sembang-sembang...... call colleague/user sembang-sembang then kena reply email kat kau orang..... kena gossip.....

-email to us take only 20 second

-unnecessary stuff like call colleague/user sembang-sembang can skip or do after work or at home



kena tolong orang buat excel "if statement" bila call...

- kalau awek cantik tolong lor if guys ask him to get the hell damm off or do himself or ask him go to die



then kena pergi buat kopi.... then kena pergi canteen minum teh......

-can skip

-buy tin & put in your laci.

-save time, save you time walking



kena turun bawah tekan duit....

-can do it on the way home.

-anyway only take 5 minute unless maybank take 20 minute to disburse money



kena online baca berita....baca soccernet...baca blog.......balik pun sudah pukul

-all this can do it at home



Hope all this can help abit but I think you are smarter than this. U are always the smartest among us. Think you can settle it. Waikeong boleh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE RESULT

wah...hebatnya......
selepas dengar advice u....
saya tiap tiap hari balik pukul 3pm....saya jimat 4 jam sehari...beri saya masa yang lebih untuk buat kerja sendiri....
terima kasih...BY solutions!
~~~
dulu saya amat letih dan runsing dengan kerja...
tapi dengan adanya BY solutions...saya ada masa lebih...
kini hubungan keluarga saya lebih baik.....badan rasa segar dan cergas....
BY solutions...pilihan saya!
~~~
anda ada masalah dengan kerja???....
kerja tidak menentu???....
tiada masa bersama keluarga???....
tiada masa bersukan???
semua ini dapat diatasi dengan BY solutions.....
ya!...BY solutions satu satunya produk untuk anda!....
kini dengan harga promosi RM99 saje.....
cepat dapatkannya....

Friday, April 13, 2007

Friday's Rule....

ada awek punya pergi paktor....
ada arak punya pergi minum....
takda awek punya duduk rumah sajelar....
apa susah susah.....

wk 13:4:07

Mangsa Sindiket SMS

10 symthom org kena sindiket sms.
1.) Main Single selalu kalah
2.) Tak boleh main badminton for 2 hour
3.) Tak boleh keluar ke tempat yg jauh dari rumah dia
4.) Tak suka ikut kawan dia pergi rumah kawan baru dia
5.) Makan suruh org mai tan ( nak jimat duit sms)
6.) Tak suka beli racke baru
7.) tak suka beli kasut baru
8.) Friday nite tak boleh keluar
9.0 Rambut kerinting
10.) Pakai Spec

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

u mau dengar, tak mau TU LAN LAR...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PmAP8GsJjk&mode=related&search=

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

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KASI BILLS....






There is something very sad has happend. However some ask for the bills? Who ask for the bills? Only those who are there would understand. TOLONG KASI BILLS..... MAI TAN...

KS wonder house trip

look at the wonder curtain colour.... nice purple. Look at the guys even better.....
Wow who are those hansom guys? Look at the orange hansom muscle man. Love you KS. Thanks for the tour to your house. Wonderful trip.
Chua trying KS guest toilet with air cond..... wow sedaonya bau....

KS thansk for the wonderful introduction to your house. We have a good time. We are coming nect round to finish up the cordon blue ok. Prepare some ice. TQ

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Pada satu hari saya tanya apa petua dia atas kejayaan dia.

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Friday, April 6, 2007

What Car does Our Favourite Celebrity Drive





Thursday, April 5, 2007

PA, jangan pura2 lagi lar... nyanyi utk kita semua?


GF orang successful


Monday, April 2, 2007

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