Since Pierre ada wajah successful, hari tu tanya tentang kereta 2.0 lagi.......... Inilah recommend saya, beli lar!!!!! orang successful..........
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Kisah-kisah Pengembaraan 1
Jungle tracking @ Bukit CahayaYg tengah tu memang suka outdoor activity
KS! seluar kau ok??! Ada bawa extra?
Night Walk.... semua berpura-pura berani
Tempat Tidur Kisah-kisah Pengembaraan 2
Kuala Selangor!!
Penjaga : Apasal korang bakar benda depan chalet?ABu : Just for fun !
Memang ada gaya Bartholomew DiazMelaka Trip
Trip ini khas untuk budak-budak kelas kenanga saja 
Rambut digunting semasa perhimpunan.... tinggal 1 inci saja apabila ambil gambar ini!!!
Mr Nice Guy
A Gal : I love you, you are so nice !
PA : hehehheheheheheheheh
A Gal : Wo AI Ne ....... !
PA : hehehehehhehehhehehehe
* This is one of the method use by my friend to reject a girl confession. !
PA : hehehheheheheheheheh
A Gal : Wo AI Ne ....... !
PA : hehehehehhehehhehehehe
* This is one of the method use by my friend to reject a girl confession. !
Friday, March 23, 2007
Kisah Kisah Lampau yg Teramat Lampau
Ini lah muka muka 4X100 king mencatat 43.34s !
Tengok Muka ABU dari kecil dah suka minum arak !
Dulu kita memang suka travel. Naik Gunung Kinabalu aleast 4 kali. Tapi lepas kejaddian satu org jatuh kita retired dari outdoor activity
Yg tengah itu jual GAME & WATCH RM 10 SHJ !.
Tengok PA dari kecil dah ada muka BOSS !
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Wanna come to my house???
Hey guys, my trip to Lanka postponed to mid-April, hence, this weekend is free for you guys to come and hang around.
If you guys are interested, please let me know earlier..........
Phase from a Single Guy
"tapi saya takda suka lar...cuba rasanya cantik dan sangat sweet....
tapi saya tak suka lar....kalau ada pun sikit saje....tapi boleh consider takda lar...sebab sikit...adalah tak suka....i mean tak berapa lar....aiya...takdalar...."
W.K. 2007
tapi saya tak suka lar....kalau ada pun sikit saje....tapi boleh consider takda lar...sebab sikit...adalah tak suka....i mean tak berapa lar....aiya...takdalar...."
W.K. 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
4 Zuhal
Dialog ini sering kedengaran apabila dah dekat peperiksaan.......Murid A : Eh.. matapelajaran ni awak awak dah baca sampai mana????????
Murid WK : Adalah..................
Satu mail dari bos saya hari ini....
Hah...biasanya bos bagi kerja macam ini lar......
Dear All
Pls find:
1) revised interface high level scope document
2) revised issue log
3) interface template (sample for LIAM)
Today, we have wrapped up the high level discussion of the external and internal interface. This will be followed by detail interface requirements gathering by Mastek, starting next Monday26/3/2007.
Required Actions - from the team
1) For the outstanding issues highlighted in red, kindly feedback to Mastek by EOD today 21/03/2007.
xxx, kindly provide the MGCC list of service requests for Lifefit & Elixir to Mastek by EOD.
2) All to review the above documents (1) and (2) and revert by EOD Friday. If there are no changes, also reply to inform that the documentation is in order. Mastek will be categorising the interfaces in the category column, this is to facilitate the gap study which would be by the grouped similar interfaces ie all auto debit be it MNI, MFH or TN will be grouped together for the detail interface gap study (pls review to ensure that the grouping is correct if not pls amend accordingly using RED colour)
3) Between today and Monday, all to tag with the interface-ID on the interface documentation that were provided to Mastek (get back these documents fr Mastek). Pass to Mastek what U have tag by 4:00pm Friday 23/3, the remaining by EOD Monday 26/3/07
Required Actions - from Mastek
1) to provide the updated documents (as per above (1), (2) and (3) for circulation together with this email (provided and attached in this email)
2) detail schedule on the detail interface scope requirements
3) as agreed the first module will be MGCC interface from 26/3 - 28/3 (more days could be required)
Mandatory participants - aaa, bbb, ccc, others for knowledge
4) next interface module for discussion would be Interfaces to & from Maybank
5) Mastek to plan for multiple streams, where possible, with input from the team
6) to confirm on the data migration stream schedule
Pls inform if there are any errors and omissions.
Regards
Dear All
Pls find:
1) revised interface high level scope document
2) revised issue log
3) interface template (sample for LIAM)
Today, we have wrapped up the high level discussion of the external and internal interface. This will be followed by detail interface requirements gathering by Mastek, starting next Monday26/3/2007.
Required Actions - from the team
1) For the outstanding issues highlighted in red, kindly feedback to Mastek by EOD today 21/03/2007.
xxx, kindly provide the MGCC list of service requests for Lifefit & Elixir to Mastek by EOD.
2) All to review the above documents (1) and (2) and revert by EOD Friday. If there are no changes, also reply to inform that the documentation is in order. Mastek will be categorising the interfaces in the category column, this is to facilitate the gap study which would be by the grouped similar interfaces ie all auto debit be it MNI, MFH or TN will be grouped together for the detail interface gap study (pls review to ensure that the grouping is correct if not pls amend accordingly using RED colour)
3) Between today and Monday, all to tag with the interface-ID on the interface documentation that were provided to Mastek (get back these documents fr Mastek). Pass to Mastek what U have tag by 4:00pm Friday 23/3, the remaining by EOD Monday 26/3/07
Required Actions - from Mastek
1) to provide the updated documents (as per above (1), (2) and (3) for circulation together with this email (provided and attached in this email)
2) detail schedule on the detail interface scope requirements
3) as agreed the first module will be MGCC interface from 26/3 - 28/3 (more days could be required)
Mandatory participants - aaa, bbb, ccc, others for knowledge
4) next interface module for discussion would be Interfaces to & from Maybank
5) Mastek to plan for multiple streams, where possible, with input from the team
6) to confirm on the data migration stream schedule
Pls inform if there are any errors and omissions.
Regards
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Kereta KS! Wah awak sangat successful la...
Jangan hairan bila anda melihat KS dalam kereta ini pada bulan depan....
Gadget King
Abu seorang yang sgt suka benda benda canggih
dia suka beli barang eletronic yg terbaru.
Jadi siapa yang tak kawan dengan dia tak dapat
pijam alat alat canggihnya!
PA: ABU boleh pinjam game kamu.
ABU: boleh tapi jangan picit kuat kuat nanti rosak..
PA :OK, macam mana nak start. ?
ABU : picit dua button sekali !
ABU: kiri, kanan, lompat ...lompat ....
OI APA PICIT KUAT KUAT ! INI JAM TANGAN TAKDA JUAL KAT MSIA LAH !
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2007
After the defeat of their old arch nemesis, The Shredder, the Turtles have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep them together, their rat sensei, Master Splinter, becomes worried when strange things begin to brew in New York City. Tech-industrialist Max Winters is amassing an army of ancient monsters to apparently take over the world. And only one super-ninja fighting team can stop them-those heroes in a half shell-Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael! With the help of old allies April O'Neil and Casey Jones, the Turtles are in for the fight of their lives as they once again must face the mysterious Foot Clan, who have put their own ninja skills behind Winters' endeavors.
After the defeat of their old arch nemesis, The Shredder, the Turtles have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep them together, their rat sensei, Master Splinter, becomes worried when strange things begin to brew in New York City. Tech-industrialist Max Winters is amassing an army of ancient monsters to apparently take over the world. And only one super-ninja fighting team can stop them-those heroes in a half shell-Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael! With the help of old allies April O'Neil and Casey Jones, the Turtles are in for the fight of their lives as they once again must face the mysterious Foot Clan, who have put their own ninja skills behind Winters' endeavors.
Actors
Patrick Stewart
Voice of Winters
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Voice of April O'Neil
Ziyi Zhang
Voice of Karai
Chris Evans
Voice of Casey Jones
Mako
Voice of Splinter
Kevin Smith
Voice of Diner Cook
Mitchell Whitfield
Voice of Donatello
James Arnold Taylor
Voice of Leonardo
Mikey Kelley
Voice of Michelangelo
Nolan North
Voice of Raphael/Nightwatcher
Laurence Fishburne
Narrated by
Yonex Muscle Power 100 Badminton Racquet
Yonex Muscle Power 100 badminton is a racket used by many legendary players such as 2000 Olympic Men's Doubles Champion and Legend Tony Gunawan and Candra Wijaya and Mixed Doubles Legend of Kim Dong Moon and Ra Kyung Min. The racket gives excellent control due to its extra stiff Ultimum Ti shaft and explosive power.
Due to recent high demand for the racket, Yonex has manufactured 100 pieces on December 2006 for the US market (US coded rackets). We sold most of it to customers who were on the waiting list. Now we have less than 50 pieces available as of March 16, 2007. Order now before it is gone FOREVER.
Muscle Power is Yonex's futuristic design of rounding corners to help realize the frame's full power potential. Instead of seating the string on the sharp points of a traditional grommet hole system, Muscle Power seats the string on Round Archways that cause no string stress-load and no fatigue through contact friction. The construction creates total unity of the frame and string because they are in much closer and tighter contact. The face stability that results from rounding the corners lets you smash with a new magnitude of aggression.
"Durability" helps hold tensionCompared with the Muscle Power construction, a conventional badminton racquet's less durable construction demonstrates a sharp and progressive curve of diminished string tension over time.
String tension remains at its peakSeven days after stringing, the stringbed of the Yonex Muscle Power Frame badminton racquets continues to provide constant high resiliency for powerful hits.
Energy transfer is maximizedNo energy is lost. No energy is wasted. Compared with the conventional badminton racquet, the Yonex Muscle Power constructioin keeps the badminton racquet frame and string in closer and tighter contact so that they function as a single unit to transfer the full magnitude of smash energy at impact directly to the shuttlecock. At the split-second of impact, the entire frame "receives" the full magnitude of the hit, instantly snapping the shuttlecock away with explosive power.
New gateway to speedYonex Muscle Power badminton racquet's explosive combination of advanced construction and performance features -- Round Archways - total unity of the frame and string - outstanding face stability and durability - and consistent playability across the entire stringbed -- pack 5% more speed into smash shots. Enough to win the edge over any competition.
Features
Level: Advance
Type: All Around / Offensive
Flex: Extra Stiff
Head: Square/Isometric
Weight: 87-89gm(3U-)
B.Pt: 8 (Even / Head Heavy Balance)
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Head: High Modulus Graphite / Titanium Mesh
Shaft: High Modulus Graphite / Ultimum Ti
Cover: Yonex Full Cover
String: Yonex BG-65 (Custom Strung) / Upgrade Available
Due to recent high demand for the racket, Yonex has manufactured 100 pieces on December 2006 for the US market (US coded rackets). We sold most of it to customers who were on the waiting list. Now we have less than 50 pieces available as of March 16, 2007. Order now before it is gone FOREVER.
Muscle Power is Yonex's futuristic design of rounding corners to help realize the frame's full power potential. Instead of seating the string on the sharp points of a traditional grommet hole system, Muscle Power seats the string on Round Archways that cause no string stress-load and no fatigue through contact friction. The construction creates total unity of the frame and string because they are in much closer and tighter contact. The face stability that results from rounding the corners lets you smash with a new magnitude of aggression.
"Durability" helps hold tensionCompared with the Muscle Power construction, a conventional badminton racquet's less durable construction demonstrates a sharp and progressive curve of diminished string tension over time.
String tension remains at its peakSeven days after stringing, the stringbed of the Yonex Muscle Power Frame badminton racquets continues to provide constant high resiliency for powerful hits.
Energy transfer is maximizedNo energy is lost. No energy is wasted. Compared with the conventional badminton racquet, the Yonex Muscle Power constructioin keeps the badminton racquet frame and string in closer and tighter contact so that they function as a single unit to transfer the full magnitude of smash energy at impact directly to the shuttlecock. At the split-second of impact, the entire frame "receives" the full magnitude of the hit, instantly snapping the shuttlecock away with explosive power.
New gateway to speedYonex Muscle Power badminton racquet's explosive combination of advanced construction and performance features -- Round Archways - total unity of the frame and string - outstanding face stability and durability - and consistent playability across the entire stringbed -- pack 5% more speed into smash shots. Enough to win the edge over any competition.
Features
Level: Advance
Type: All Around / Offensive
Flex: Extra Stiff
Head: Square/Isometric
Weight: 87-89gm(3U-)
B.Pt: 8 (Even / Head Heavy Balance)
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Head: High Modulus Graphite / Titanium Mesh
Shaft: High Modulus Graphite / Ultimum Ti
Cover: Yonex Full Cover
String: Yonex BG-65 (Custom Strung) / Upgrade Available
Friday, March 16, 2007
I am a millionaire?
Dear Beloved,
On behalf of the trustees and executor of the estate of Late Sir. WilliamSmith, I wish to notify you that late Sir. Williams Smith, made you abeneficiary to his Will. He left the sum of Two Million Five Hundred andfifty thousand Pounds Sterling (£2,550.000.00 BPS) to you in the Codicil andlast testament to his Will.This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in thepast or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friendsabroad that wished you good.
Sir. Williams Smith passed away peacefully inthe Lister Hospital London, after a short illness at the age of 88 years.He was born May 10th 1915, died June 26th 2003, and his Will is now readyfor execution. Sir. Williams Smith, until his death was a very dedicatedChristian who loved to give out.Sir. Williams Smith was a kind and generous-hearted man, a real gentlemanwho had many friends here and abroad. According to him this money is tosupport your activities and to help the poor and the needy in your Country.Please
If I reach you as I am hopeful; endeavor to get back to me as Soon aspossible, to enable the solicitor executing the Will to conclude his job.You should forward along your telephone and fax Numbers, including yourpresent mailing address.
Please response to via e-mail address for securityreason ( fatherpeterbasil3@excite.com )I'm looking forward for your urgent response.Yours in His service,Rev' Fr. Peter Basil ( Parish Priest )
On behalf of the trustees and executor of the estate of Late Sir. WilliamSmith, I wish to notify you that late Sir. Williams Smith, made you abeneficiary to his Will. He left the sum of Two Million Five Hundred andfifty thousand Pounds Sterling (£2,550.000.00 BPS) to you in the Codicil andlast testament to his Will.This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in thepast or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friendsabroad that wished you good.
Sir. Williams Smith passed away peacefully inthe Lister Hospital London, after a short illness at the age of 88 years.He was born May 10th 1915, died June 26th 2003, and his Will is now readyfor execution. Sir. Williams Smith, until his death was a very dedicatedChristian who loved to give out.Sir. Williams Smith was a kind and generous-hearted man, a real gentlemanwho had many friends here and abroad. According to him this money is tosupport your activities and to help the poor and the needy in your Country.Please
If I reach you as I am hopeful; endeavor to get back to me as Soon aspossible, to enable the solicitor executing the Will to conclude his job.You should forward along your telephone and fax Numbers, including yourpresent mailing address.
Please response to via e-mail address for securityreason ( fatherpeterbasil3@excite.com )I'm looking forward for your urgent response.Yours in His service,Rev' Fr. Peter Basil ( Parish Priest )
Mabuk!
U RANG JAGA JAGA, I GOING TO BUY PARANG NOW, DON’T U PLAY PLAY WITH THIS HOUR ON FRIDAY NIGHT TAU….
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Pu*i m*K I tak cari buku sekarang I cari f**King PARANG!!!!! U DON’T PLAY PLAY WITH ME ON FRIDAY NIGHT OK
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What the F**K, just now say got play now u say no court.... I cancel mydrinking session already now u say no court.... what F**King S**t isthis? U main mian izzit.... now agung say don't want to play... what isthis? Can u comfirm first? No F**king movie, for what see movie onFriday night? Very very d**M disappointed....
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Pu*i m*K I tak cari buku sekarang I cari f**King PARANG!!!!! U DON’T PLAY PLAY WITH ME ON FRIDAY NIGHT OK
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What the F**K, just now say got play now u say no court.... I cancel mydrinking session already now u say no court.... what F**King S**t isthis? U main mian izzit.... now agung say don't want to play... what isthis? Can u comfirm first? No F**king movie, for what see movie onFriday night? Very very d**M disappointed....
Wife's diary and Husband's diary
WIFE's DIARY
Sunday night.
I thought he was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
upset that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere
quiet so we could talk.
He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong.
He said: "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him.
He simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior;
I don't know why he didn't say: "I love u, too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted
nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed.
I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the
situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
_______________________________________________________
HUSBAND's DIARY
Today, Manchester United lost the match. DAMN IT..!!
(ends)
Sunday night.
I thought he was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
upset that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere
quiet so we could talk.
He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong.
He said: "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him.
He simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior;
I don't know why he didn't say: "I love u, too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted
nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed.
I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the
situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
_______________________________________________________
HUSBAND's DIARY
Today, Manchester United lost the match. DAMN IT..!!
(ends)
Thursday, March 15, 2007
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The Begining - Part 1
Nama saya Ah Meng, saya di lahirkan tahun 1979.Pada tahun 1986 saya mula persekolahan tahun 1 di SEKOLAH RENDAH KEBANGSAAN BATU 5.
Pada masa itu saya tak kenal ABU, Ah Keong, Ah Lim dan Ah Aun.
Saya berada dalam darjah satu class M. manakala Ah Keong and Ah Aun berlajar dia classK. Ah Lim dia class T and ABU dlm class.
Muka muka BU, Ah Keong, Ah Lim dan Ah Aun memang biasa saya namapk dia persekitaraan Kediaman Taman Kok Lian,Di restoran City, dia kedai runcit aneh dan kedai alatulis Yu Lin.
ABU tinggal di kawansan logi najis, tapi rumah dia besar ! dan bernombor 1
Saya dan Ah Aun tinggal dia rumah teres yg sama jenis.
Ah Keong yg pada mulanya saya tak tahu dia tinggal di mana sebab dia tak jalan kaki macam saya dan Ah Aun. Mak dia jemput dia setiap hari bersama dgn AH Lim.
Ya Ah Keong dan Ah Lim ada RELATIONSHIP saudara walaupun muka mereka jauh berbeza!
Olang Cina punya Pantun..........
Ala satu china lama pangik ah pek,
Suka minum ohkau, lagi suka kongkek,
Pegi mana pun tada lokek,
Lampak amoi, konek cepat naik.
Ah pek ala kawan nama Mamak,
Lia pinya bini manyak lawak,
Orang tigok orang pun sukak,
Kereta tigok kereta pun mau bawak.
Itu Mamak manyak cilakar,
Sulah kongkek tak mau bayar
Tangkachee bising sampai lia pinya lumah,
Sama lia pinya bini cakap manyak kasar.
Ala satu lagi Mangkali pinya kawan,
Manyak teruk, tak bolih tahan,
Sulah mabuk, selalu mau lawan,
Picak botot, lagi picak cawan.
Itu Aneh baik sakali,
Talak teruk macam Mangkali,
Kalau galo, lia diam diam pegi,
Lu mati pun lia talak paluli.
Satu malam lia olang pegi minum blandy,
Mangkali cakap lia mau whiskey,
Mamak pangik lia pegi mati,
Belum minum sudah high oledi.
Harbit lua botot kapala pusing,
Jalan pun tak bolih sebab manyak pining,
Mangkali longkang pegi kincing,
Haiyooooh…. Butut butut tiew nyah sing.
Mamak pakai ayik cuci muka,
Lagi tanya gua nama siapa,
Sulah mabuk betuuuuuuut susah,
Atas mija terus lia muntah.
Aneh luluk diam diam tak mau cakap,
Lasa malu karana kawan biadap,
Pangik toukeh soh, bill kasi siap,
Terus balik curut pun tak mau hisap.
Ah Pek lampak manyak tulan,
Mau makan pun tak bolih telan,
Apasal ala ini macam pinya kawan,
Pangik lia olang suma ker hor lang kan!!
Suka minum ohkau, lagi suka kongkek,
Pegi mana pun tada lokek,
Lampak amoi, konek cepat naik.
Ah pek ala kawan nama Mamak,
Lia pinya bini manyak lawak,
Orang tigok orang pun sukak,
Kereta tigok kereta pun mau bawak.
Itu Mamak manyak cilakar,
Sulah kongkek tak mau bayar
Tangkachee bising sampai lia pinya lumah,
Sama lia pinya bini cakap manyak kasar.
Ala satu lagi Mangkali pinya kawan,
Manyak teruk, tak bolih tahan,
Sulah mabuk, selalu mau lawan,
Picak botot, lagi picak cawan.
Itu Aneh baik sakali,
Talak teruk macam Mangkali,
Kalau galo, lia diam diam pegi,
Lu mati pun lia talak paluli.
Satu malam lia olang pegi minum blandy,
Mangkali cakap lia mau whiskey,
Mamak pangik lia pegi mati,
Belum minum sudah high oledi.
Harbit lua botot kapala pusing,
Jalan pun tak bolih sebab manyak pining,
Mangkali longkang pegi kincing,
Haiyooooh…. Butut butut tiew nyah sing.
Mamak pakai ayik cuci muka,
Lagi tanya gua nama siapa,
Sulah mabuk betuuuuuuut susah,
Atas mija terus lia muntah.
Aneh luluk diam diam tak mau cakap,
Lasa malu karana kawan biadap,
Pangik toukeh soh, bill kasi siap,
Terus balik curut pun tak mau hisap.
Ah Pek lampak manyak tulan,
Mau makan pun tak bolih telan,
Apasal ala ini macam pinya kawan,
Pangik lia olang suma ker hor lang kan!!
WHY I M NOT THE WEAKEST PLAYER
YONEX MUSCLE POWER 33
MP33 is indeed a very powerful racket. This is the first racket that gives me a feel that it is more powerful than my arm, and that I need to improve my arm strength to take full advantage of the power in this racket.
The clears are good and control is good.
It takes some time to adjust to this racke though. Strung at 19x21 with BG65, this is a good piece.
Is not very straining on the arm but you need to get used to timing the shuttle well with this racket.
You And Your Partner!
Zodiac Sign and Birth Month Group
Rat, Horse, Rabbit, Rooster (1)
Feb, May, Aug, Nov (1)
Tiger, Monkey, Snake, Pig (3)
Jan, Apr, Jul, Oct (3)
Dragon, Dog, Ox, Ram (4)
Mac, Jun, Sept, Dec (4)
Sample:
Let's imagine the boyfriend is an ox born in March (4,4) and the girlfriend is a rabbit born in January (1,3).
Add the two numbers for the boyfriend (4+4=8) and then add the two numbers for the girlfriend (1+3=4).
Add those two results (8+4=12).
The sum is the number you would look in the table below, which tells you the compatibility.
Sum Result:
4
Stability but both are too stubborn
This couple is more likely associated to be friends because they are so comfortable with each other, which makes their family environment very inviting and youthful. But both parties have to be careful to drop their stubbornness or there will come a time of great pain. They also should not hurt each other’s pride.
5
Need Sexual Harmony
Things don’t always work according to the plan and this will be a struggle for this couple. Both people want walk toward a different direction, which would end up as a severe problem. The birth of a child will resolve this problem and both will realize the importance of understanding the other person. It is a necessity to change the bedroom environment for this couple every once in a while.
6
Match Made In Heaven
Destiny could not bring together a more blessed couple than this one and problems for them are never too big enough to solve. There will be continuous sunshine as their lives go on. They will enjoy raising their children and the family’s customs will be passed on to the next generation. If there is anything to watch out for it is the health for this match made in heaven.
7
Devotion
This couple shares an abundance of love and they are so compatible that it is easy for one to pull and the other to push, so that all matters of affair are completed much faster. These two will make sure that none of their children will suffer and the whole family will sustain a level of peace without any turbulences occurring as during their lives. Sometimes it is better to hide some of the zealous enthusiasm for the relationship to work better.
8
Passionate
This couple knows that the existence of a being and the home affairs alike start from scratch and progress. That is why they will not be worried about material possessions when they start their journey together. Their fortitudes are strong that they will become prosperous together. What they have to watch out for is not to forget their manners, even as the days go by together.
9
A Desolate Family
There lies a vast difference between this couple’s opinions that this may have an effect mentally as time goes by. It may develop to more profound problems if there doesn’t exist self-sacrifice or a broad generosity for the other person. Between love and hate, exists happiness when one abandons high expectations but rather empties it out.
10
Success, Luck
This relationship built upon cordial affection that there is no troubling sign in regards to their happiness. There will be a great amount of bliss in this family and there is also the fortune of raising a child that will become an important figure in society. If there is a flaw in this relationship it will be the short separation they will survive during their early years of marriage.
11
Love’s Obstacle And Heated Words
Both people expect to receive than to give to the other person, which makes this a very selfish rendezvous. There will be too many complaints eventually a wall will exist between the two, where communication is defunct. If this relationship wants to survive, both have to introspective and realize what they could do for the other person first before they think about themselves.
12
The book of Changes Unfolds-Peace Occurs In The Later Years
Although this harmonious couple acts as one body, there will be a few pitfalls during their lives’ span, where slight competition between the two will exist. Friction is always present in a couple’s relationship but this will only last temporarily for these two. If they both keep an open mind, they are destined to happily grow old together.
13
Love’s Progress-Strong Jealousy
The tree’s natural resource of survival is water and this couple will live in beautiful harmony just like that. The wife shows devotion to her husband and the husband adheres to his wife’s wishes. Life for them is so wonderful that others may be jealous of that fact. They will be blessed with great wealth including material possession, health, and loving children. If there exists a weakness, it is love’s jealousy on both parts that would account for some distrust.
14
Family Discord-Emotional Ignorance
You are not incompatible like water and fire but living together may bring lots of pain into this relationship. There is a high likelihood that you may not persevere together due to the strain. Both have to be conscious about trying to understand the other person and be willing to give in at times. It is just as important to utilize intelligence in a relationship as in school or work.
15
A Heartbreaking Couple-Late Marriage Advisable
Your passion quickly sets on fire and loses its spark just as fast in this relationship. There are many layers of complications between you two and thus will suffer many hardships together. No matter how many you try to break up, you are inseparable due to fate. If you want to avoid the stormy weathers, then decide to get married later.
16
Perfect Combination
This couple will always have a newlywed atmosphere around them. There is great, vital energy in the couple’s affection and there will be lots of laughter going on in this family. With the couple’s initial meeting develops a favorable change of luck for both of them and this is why they develop affectionate feelings for each other. If both will pursuit to work together toward one goal, their fortune in everything will multiply in many folds. A person who was born in winter matches with someone who was born in summer and vice versa in order to balance the cosmic dual force
Rat, Horse, Rabbit, Rooster (1)
Feb, May, Aug, Nov (1)
Tiger, Monkey, Snake, Pig (3)
Jan, Apr, Jul, Oct (3)
Dragon, Dog, Ox, Ram (4)
Mac, Jun, Sept, Dec (4)
Sample:
Let's imagine the boyfriend is an ox born in March (4,4) and the girlfriend is a rabbit born in January (1,3).
Add the two numbers for the boyfriend (4+4=8) and then add the two numbers for the girlfriend (1+3=4).
Add those two results (8+4=12).
The sum is the number you would look in the table below, which tells you the compatibility.
Sum Result:
4
Stability but both are too stubborn
This couple is more likely associated to be friends because they are so comfortable with each other, which makes their family environment very inviting and youthful. But both parties have to be careful to drop their stubbornness or there will come a time of great pain. They also should not hurt each other’s pride.
5
Need Sexual Harmony
Things don’t always work according to the plan and this will be a struggle for this couple. Both people want walk toward a different direction, which would end up as a severe problem. The birth of a child will resolve this problem and both will realize the importance of understanding the other person. It is a necessity to change the bedroom environment for this couple every once in a while.
6
Match Made In Heaven
Destiny could not bring together a more blessed couple than this one and problems for them are never too big enough to solve. There will be continuous sunshine as their lives go on. They will enjoy raising their children and the family’s customs will be passed on to the next generation. If there is anything to watch out for it is the health for this match made in heaven.
7
Devotion
This couple shares an abundance of love and they are so compatible that it is easy for one to pull and the other to push, so that all matters of affair are completed much faster. These two will make sure that none of their children will suffer and the whole family will sustain a level of peace without any turbulences occurring as during their lives. Sometimes it is better to hide some of the zealous enthusiasm for the relationship to work better.
8
Passionate
This couple knows that the existence of a being and the home affairs alike start from scratch and progress. That is why they will not be worried about material possessions when they start their journey together. Their fortitudes are strong that they will become prosperous together. What they have to watch out for is not to forget their manners, even as the days go by together.
9
A Desolate Family
There lies a vast difference between this couple’s opinions that this may have an effect mentally as time goes by. It may develop to more profound problems if there doesn’t exist self-sacrifice or a broad generosity for the other person. Between love and hate, exists happiness when one abandons high expectations but rather empties it out.
10
Success, Luck
This relationship built upon cordial affection that there is no troubling sign in regards to their happiness. There will be a great amount of bliss in this family and there is also the fortune of raising a child that will become an important figure in society. If there is a flaw in this relationship it will be the short separation they will survive during their early years of marriage.
11
Love’s Obstacle And Heated Words
Both people expect to receive than to give to the other person, which makes this a very selfish rendezvous. There will be too many complaints eventually a wall will exist between the two, where communication is defunct. If this relationship wants to survive, both have to introspective and realize what they could do for the other person first before they think about themselves.
12
The book of Changes Unfolds-Peace Occurs In The Later Years
Although this harmonious couple acts as one body, there will be a few pitfalls during their lives’ span, where slight competition between the two will exist. Friction is always present in a couple’s relationship but this will only last temporarily for these two. If they both keep an open mind, they are destined to happily grow old together.
13
Love’s Progress-Strong Jealousy
The tree’s natural resource of survival is water and this couple will live in beautiful harmony just like that. The wife shows devotion to her husband and the husband adheres to his wife’s wishes. Life for them is so wonderful that others may be jealous of that fact. They will be blessed with great wealth including material possession, health, and loving children. If there exists a weakness, it is love’s jealousy on both parts that would account for some distrust.
14
Family Discord-Emotional Ignorance
You are not incompatible like water and fire but living together may bring lots of pain into this relationship. There is a high likelihood that you may not persevere together due to the strain. Both have to be conscious about trying to understand the other person and be willing to give in at times. It is just as important to utilize intelligence in a relationship as in school or work.
15
A Heartbreaking Couple-Late Marriage Advisable
Your passion quickly sets on fire and loses its spark just as fast in this relationship. There are many layers of complications between you two and thus will suffer many hardships together. No matter how many you try to break up, you are inseparable due to fate. If you want to avoid the stormy weathers, then decide to get married later.
16
Perfect Combination
This couple will always have a newlywed atmosphere around them. There is great, vital energy in the couple’s affection and there will be lots of laughter going on in this family. With the couple’s initial meeting develops a favorable change of luck for both of them and this is why they develop affectionate feelings for each other. If both will pursuit to work together toward one goal, their fortune in everything will multiply in many folds. A person who was born in winter matches with someone who was born in summer and vice versa in order to balance the cosmic dual force
KANG TAO !
PENJUAL : eh friends saya ada lupang boleh beli GAME & WATCH for RM10.tapi kita kena kumpul a least 20 buah bari dia bagi harga SPECIAL.
SIBASIKAL : HUH betul ke ?! OKOK saya nak WESTERN BAR, dongkey kong, climber, battle tank dan MR JUNGLE. saya sekarng pergi BSN ambil duit kasi lu.
JAGIT : ooooooo sayaaaa... nakkkkkk jual satu WESTERN BAR.
PEMBELI 1 : saya nak dua.
PEMBELI 2 : saya nak tiga.
PEMBELI 3 : saya nak lima.
PEMBELI 4 : saya nak dua.
PENJUAL : ok itu DEALER cakap kena tunggu 2 minggu.
* SI PENJUAL dapat menerima tempahan sebyk Rm 200!
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LEPAS 2 MINGGU !.....
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.Emak si penjual dgn tergesa gesa datang ke sekolah !.
EMAK : SAYA NAK MINTA MAAF, ANAK SAYA TERLALU PANDAI DIA TELAH AMBIL DUIT KORANG DAN BELI GAME.SAYA SUSPEK MANA DIA ADA BYK DUIT. LEPAS SAYA ROTAN DIA, BARU DIA NAK BERITAHU.
KAMU PUN SALAH SEBAB SENANG PERCAYA CAKAP ANAK SAYA. MAK KAMU TAK AJAR KAMU !?
* Emak si pembeli pun memulangkan wang org yng membuat tempahan.!(tanya bunga!)
SIBASIKAL : HUH betul ke ?! OKOK saya nak WESTERN BAR, dongkey kong, climber, battle tank dan MR JUNGLE. saya sekarng pergi BSN ambil duit kasi lu.
JAGIT : ooooooo sayaaaa... nakkkkkk jual satu WESTERN BAR.
PEMBELI 1 : saya nak dua.
PEMBELI 2 : saya nak tiga.
PEMBELI 3 : saya nak lima.
PEMBELI 4 : saya nak dua.
PENJUAL : ok itu DEALER cakap kena tunggu 2 minggu.
* SI PENJUAL dapat menerima tempahan sebyk Rm 200!
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LEPAS 2 MINGGU !.....
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.Emak si penjual dgn tergesa gesa datang ke sekolah !.
EMAK : SAYA NAK MINTA MAAF, ANAK SAYA TERLALU PANDAI DIA TELAH AMBIL DUIT KORANG DAN BELI GAME.SAYA SUSPEK MANA DIA ADA BYK DUIT. LEPAS SAYA ROTAN DIA, BARU DIA NAK BERITAHU.
KAMU PUN SALAH SEBAB SENANG PERCAYA CAKAP ANAK SAYA. MAK KAMU TAK AJAR KAMU !?
* Emak si pembeli pun memulangkan wang org yng membuat tempahan.!(tanya bunga!)
What happen?
what happen to all the aces student at school:
choo ken wah who have a sister choo yin ching?
ong teck weng who cheat us buy video game for himself?
lim chee teong the popular guy in Persatuan Bahasa Cina SEMERA?
chong wei onn who math is always faster the PA?
choo ken wah who have a sister choo yin ching?
ong teck weng who cheat us buy video game for himself?
lim chee teong the popular guy in Persatuan Bahasa Cina SEMERA?
chong wei onn who math is always faster the PA?
Award Winning Song
Oh, Susanna
I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee
I'm going to Louisiana, my true love for to see
It rained all night the day I left
The weather it was dry
The sun so hot, I froze to death
Susanna, don't you cry
Chorus:
Oh, Susanna,
Oh don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama
With my banjo on my knee
I had a dream the other night when everything was still
I thought I saw Susanna a-coming down the hill
The buckwheat cake was in her mouth
The tear was in her eye
Says I, I'm coming from the south
Susanna, don't you cry
* Lagu yang di popularkan oleh seorang penyanyi dr Bt5
Chorus:
I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee
I'm going to Louisiana, my true love for to see
It rained all night the day I left
The weather it was dry
The sun so hot, I froze to death
Susanna, don't you cry
Chorus:
Oh, Susanna,
Oh don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama
With my banjo on my knee
I had a dream the other night when everything was still
I thought I saw Susanna a-coming down the hill
The buckwheat cake was in her mouth
The tear was in her eye
Says I, I'm coming from the south
Susanna, don't you cry
* Lagu yang di popularkan oleh seorang penyanyi dr Bt5
Chorus:
CIKO
CIKO..........CIKO..............CIKO.........CIKO.........CIKO CIKO CIKO CIKO CIKO CIKOCIKO CIKO CIKO CIKO CIKO CIKO CIKO CIKO
Guru Besar : Kamu berdua. Apa bising bising Saya dari pejabat saya pun dengar suara kamu !Apa kamu main. APA CIKO CIKO ini?
Murid Lee: Err... Cikgu dia main itu ceduk org punya kemaluan! dia ceduk saya 3 kali, saya ceduk dia satu kali shj.
Guru Besar :APA! apa main benda macam ini. ! you orang patut rajin belajar sekarang darjah enam. Tahun UPSR.
Murid XX : Ya cikgu.
Guru Besar :Walupun kamu insaf saya patut ambil tindakan. Kamu CIKO dia berapa kali ? dan kamu ciko dia berapa kali?
Murid Lee: Saya CIKO dia 1 kali shj, lagi satu kali tak kena. Dia CIKO saya 3 kali.
Guru Besar : PIAK ! PIAK ! PIAK ! (penampar pada murid XX) PIAK (penampar pada murid LEE).
* Selepas Kejadian ini. Murid murid tidak lagi berani main CIKO.
Dan ada kejadian yg paling aneh ......
Yang seorang murid yang selalu tidak dapat mencari buku dalam beg dia......
ADALAH
When to use "ADALAH"
Awak ada awek ?
ADALAH
Awak math paper dapat berapa markah ?
ADALAH
Awak ada kawan dengan dia ?
ADALAH
Apa numbor telephone dia ?
ADALAH
Awak sudah makan ?
ADALAH
Semalam awak pergi mana?
ADALAH
Siapa gadis yg keluar dgn kamu ?
ADALAH
Saya nampak awak pandu BMW!
ADALAH
Murid Murid perkataan ADALAH ialah perkataan Universal.
Bapa Tanya Anak : Apasal report card kamu semua MERAH ?!!!!!
ADALAH
Awak ada awek ?
ADALAH
Awak math paper dapat berapa markah ?
ADALAH
Awak ada kawan dengan dia ?
ADALAH
Apa numbor telephone dia ?
ADALAH
Awak sudah makan ?
ADALAH
Semalam awak pergi mana?
ADALAH
Siapa gadis yg keluar dgn kamu ?
ADALAH
Saya nampak awak pandu BMW!
ADALAH
Murid Murid perkataan ADALAH ialah perkataan Universal.
Bapa Tanya Anak : Apasal report card kamu semua MERAH ?!!!!!
ADALAH
The Ultimate Most Eligible Bachelor in Malaysia
Name : *CB
Age : 28 years
Occp : IT Senior Consultant
Religion : Buddhist
Education : PhD in Quantum Pysics, MBA in Accounts & Finance, BSc in Phycology and Fine Arts
Income : RM2500 per day
Status : Single
Hobby : Badminton, Football, Tennis, Swimming, Mountain Climbing, Rock Blasting, Cycling, Computer Games, Reading, Line Dancing and Surfing.
Cars : Red Diablo FX2006, Toyota Camry
Favorite Places : Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls, Mount Buller, Great Barrier Reeve, Cape Town, Beijing and Nepal.
*For those who are interested, kindly drop your details/pics/contacts in the comment column. This is the chance of your lifetime to meet your prince charming. Hurry up! You may forward this to your friends as well.
*Note : the gal in the picture is not included.
Cikgu ada orang jatuh !!!!
Walaupun kita sangat adventurous tapi kadang kadang ada kemalangan..... Semasa tingkatan 4 ada seorang Pengawas yang attend Leadership Training.... sedang kami night tracking, tiba-tiba dia lesap dari pandangan orang........ di mana dia? di mana dia? semua orang bertanya........ setelah seketika, terdengar seorang menjerit..... CIKGU ADA ORANG JATUH!!!!
Sejak peristiwa lucu itu... er... er... i mean ngeri... Pengawas itu tidak berani buat aktiviti yang begitu mencabar lagi....... Peristiwa hari itu manjadi salah satu tajuk perbualan kami sehingga hari ini.........
Sejak peristiwa lucu itu... er... er... i mean ngeri... Pengawas itu tidak berani buat aktiviti yang begitu mencabar lagi....... Peristiwa hari itu manjadi salah satu tajuk perbualan kami sehingga hari ini.........
New Rule
Oii....tulis lar benda benda yang lebih baik lar...takda kualiti lar...asyik asyik cakap orang saja....masukkan lar benda benda menarik please!!!
KISAH KISAH LAMPAU
4X100m king, kita dapat no 3 sebab ada chong foo hoe!
Sejak muda muda kita sudah suka travel dan sgt aventurous.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Kisah Seorang Tauke Yang Berjaya
Namanya Batu PA, duduk dia jalan kaki ke sekolah dan menpunyai sebuah
basikal yg lama. Semua org nampak basikal buuruk dia
SURE ketawa TERHA HAH HA.....................
Tapi basikal buruk dia menpunyai SPEED yg laju.
Cuba kalau terlalu laju susah nak BREAK! saya pernah
jadi penumpang basikal dia dan belaku ACCIDENT yg negri.
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basikal yg lama. Semua org nampak basikal buuruk dia
SURE ketawa TERHA HAH HA.....................
Tapi basikal buruk dia menpunyai SPEED yg laju.
Cuba kalau terlalu laju susah nak BREAK! saya pernah
jadi penumpang basikal dia dan belaku ACCIDENT yg negri.
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..........5 Tahun Berlalu..
................10 Tahun Belalu ..................
Masa berlalu dgn cepat. Sekarang takda orang berani cakap pasa basikal Batu PA.
PA sudah BERJAYA. Dia berjaya mencapai cita cita dia iaitu menjadi ORANG KAYA.
Kini dia memandu kereta European bukan kereta tempatan, bukan kereta Japanese make tapi
BMW 328.!
Masa berlalu dgn cepat. Sekarang takda orang berani cakap pasa basikal Batu PA.
PA sudah BERJAYA. Dia berjaya mencapai cita cita dia iaitu menjadi ORANG KAYA.
Kini dia memandu kereta European bukan kereta tempatan, bukan kereta Japanese make tapi
BMW 328.!
Syabas PA kita semua sgt bangga dgn perncapaian kamu.!
ATM BANK AKA FAVOURITE BANK
Batu 1 : Nak pergi Pertama beli Racket
Batu 2 : Boleh jua, bila
Batu 1 : Lepas sekolah lah kita pergi nak bus no 29.
Batu 2 : Boleh jua, bila
Batu 1 : Lepas sekolah lah kita pergi nak bus no 29.
Ajak Batu 3, Batu 4, Batu 5 pergi sekali lah
Batu 2 : Racket yang bagus kost nya berapa ha??
Batu 1 : Lebih kurang seratus lebih kuk……..
Batu 2 : SERATUS LEBIH ! ALA KENA PERGI BSN PICIT DUIT INI !
Batu 2 : Racket yang bagus kost nya berapa ha??
Batu 1 : Lebih kurang seratus lebih kuk……..
Batu 2 : SERATUS LEBIH ! ALA KENA PERGI BSN PICIT DUIT INI !
* Cuba teka siap BATU 2??
Midnight Karaoke
Amani.... Na Ku Pen Da... Na Ku Pen Da... We We.jpg)
Bt5 Gang (Agong tak datang ... ada plan .. )
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