Wednesday, September 26, 2007

WK New Racket Wear




WK pls collect your jersey from Sri Sinar Fatty ..today ..


Wear it on this Saturday Mix double competition I partner you Chua-Men Wk -Women LWN


AO and BY.


WHY DELL NOTEBOOK IS THE BEST


Aku book notebook kuning .. yeh ..ada merah dan hijau siapa mahu ???

Lim itu hari u beli dell notebook ada ini macam punya.???

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

SAte Part 4


Lepas sate jum minum kat taman, tmn valencia


Kita berjudi, orang membaca.... Itu lah bezany orang yang succesful....


Agung you mau makan sate lagi?



This is KS car, jangan lupa beli nombor...


This car seat is very precious seated by


I'm driving like F1


ini manyak syok...


Ala sudah kena tangakap....

Sate part III


Two brother looking for free ice cream



Do they look alike?


Boss i mau cuba lagi.... Another 2 minute the ice creame worker will call police cos our indiana Jones only try the ice cream



Finally he got a conne ice cream so he no need to share hahahahaa....
That why he is the smartest in our group



Receipt comparison

Sate Part II


Tapi i'm very happy to have a friend belanja me sate....


Chua u r most succesfullll...
Rm77 is nothing to me as long as my friend happy- chua quote


Lepas makan mesti remember to lap mulut


Yeah YEah, not got ice cream to eat....


Me and my very succesful SAP friend... SAte king

Sate sate Sate Ria 22.09.2007


Our sate journey start at agung house showing off his star award Yahoo...
Agung we are very proud of you...


When arrrive someone belum makan lagi... can you guess who?
Agung - Bukan saya, sebelah tu yang belum makan nasi.



Cepat Sate mana? Now nonly makan timun sahaja, kuah sate pun sudah ready


I'm very happy that i can belenaja sate today... Very happy.


Apa yang tera sangat? U action huh, wait until i joint BAT baru tau.
After i pass my BAT exam u mau belanja semua pegi Japanese Buffet.
SAP mana ada fight nanti.... hahahahahaha...

Monday, September 24, 2007

Rokok Company punya Employee

ALL THE BEST KS.... THE COMPANY BELOW IS WAITING FOR YOU !
DONT FORGET US WHEN YOU ARE RICH !
* Current BAT share is at RM 41.62!

BAT
4162
BRITISH AMERICAN TOBA

Sunday, September 23, 2007

England very powderful

Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers!

Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean........

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.


This was what he came up with...

1
day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

EXPOSED : How WK get No.1 in School !!!

Type out your notes in the computer. Make sure to resize the font size 6

Print out the notes with your own printer. Make copy of the note using 'toner based' photo copier

Stick a layer of transparent adhesive tapes (eg:Scotch Tape) on the copied notes

Cut them into strips according to the size of the adhessive tape

Soak the strips in cold water. After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully

You will be able to see that your notes have been transfered to the tapes. Now, dry the adhesive tape so that it will become sticky again

If you are so lucky to have a clueless teacher (Pn Norhaimah), you may just bring the adhessive notes into the exam hall and stick it directly at the answer sheet

Altervatively, you may have to stick it on your pen before you go into the exam hall

Or you may also stick it on your drink
RESULT : Beat LooKS in Semester 1 !!!

MOTHERS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK THEY ARE

A Mother went to visit her son Kumar for dinner and found that Kumar had a girl by the name of Sunita for a housemate ...

During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible relationship between the two ...

Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Sunita interacted,the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother even more curious ...

Reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you, Sunita and I are just housemates".

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it but I'll email her just to be sure".

So he sat down and wrote to his mother :

Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house ...
I'm not saying that you did not take the silver plate ...
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner ...
Love,
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Sunita,and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,she would have found the silver plate by now under her pillow ...
Love,
Mom

Lesson to be learnt :
Don't Lie To Your Mother
She's Smarter Than You Think She Is ....

Friday, September 21, 2007

Peace for All




1- Respect for Life: To protect the inherent worth of dignity of every person. Avoid killing


2- Respect for Personal Property: Do not steal; be generous


3- Respect for Personal Relationships: Avoid indulging in the senses;

Be content with justice, equity and compassion in relations.


4- Respect for Truth: Be truthful; Have a free and responsible search for the truth, meaning, and enlightenment. To preserve and research the way of Buddha.


5- Respect for mental and Physical Well-being; To be Mindful, avoid intoxicants, to be Physically fit for health, spirit, and protection.

BY The Manager




Pergi kedai membeli durian
Lampu kedai jangan lupa off,
BY kaki mabuk kok lian,
Sudah dapat awek suka show off,

Balut kepala jadi hippy,
Kalau lapar makan semangkut nasi,
Bila borak orang rasa sangat happy,
Orang cakap sikit warning terus kasi.

Pagi pagi tulis diari,
Sudah tulis suruh mak masak kari
Ada kesempatan memang suka cari
Paling pentingkan diri sendiri.

Indiana Jones Sate Very Action



Boleh bagi confirmation esok pukul berapa tunggu kat mana???

=this is only an introduction to what he want to say later

=this is the opening to a VERY VERY ACTION act




Hari tu i baru pigi Kajang makan sate, rupa-rupanya mereka ada branch kat Damansara Uptown dan juat harga sama.

=now he shows off -Hari tu i baru pigi Kajang makan sate

=want to tell us we are stupid to eat sate at kajang so far -rupa-rupanya mereka ada branch kat Damansara Uptown

=same price why so stupid eat so far - juat harga sama




Shop tu ialah the famous Sate Kajang Haji Samuri.

=the famous closing telling us our Indiana Jones know the famous Sate Kajang Haji Samuri.



KS U VERY SUCCESSFUL LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agung Lunch Today




21 September 2007 09:07
Nak makan lunch?...cepat reply....
=kalau mau makan mesti reply cepat cos WK is agung

21 September 2007 09:59
u organise la...inform saya kalau on....
=ajak orang makan, sudah orang lain organise

21 September 2007 10:32
eh...saya keluar la....cancel la...
=ajak orang tapi nanti sendiri yang cancel
=meaning our friend not very important
=our group is substitute group



Important Point


*secondary group


* cepat reply cos i got no time, i am very bz


*i mau makan, u all cepat pegi organised


*i yang terpenting


*i can cancel any time i want as long i'm happy


*i'm very hansom & very important


*i'm working, u know i got work









Ah keong memang seorang agung


Sudahlah Muka macam punggung


Panggil makan macam orang kampung


Tanpa fikirkan orang kerana dia sombong

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Batu 5.... Yam Seng Sept 2007


Stonne NGs


Very Blur Darren... manyak blur


Cakap Orang sendiri pun blur.... Lim Carlberg


Dancing Stonne.... PA


Best punya... PA & Lim the drinking brother...


PA very stonne....


I'm Seriously stonne already... Very high