Wednesday, September 26, 2007
WHY DELL NOTEBOOK IS THE BEST
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
SAte Part 4
Sate part III
Two brother looking for free ice cream
Do they look alike?
Boss i mau cuba lagi.... Another 2 minute the ice creame worker will call police cos our indiana Jones only try the ice cream
Finally he got a conne ice cream so he no need to share hahahahaa....
That why he is the smartest in our group
Receipt comparison
Sate Part II
Sate sate Sate Ria 22.09.2007
Our sate journey start at agung house showing off his star award Yahoo...
Agung we are very proud of you...
When arrrive someone belum makan lagi... can you guess who?
Agung - Bukan saya, sebelah tu yang belum makan nasi.
Cepat Sate mana? Now nonly makan timun sahaja, kuah sate pun sudah ready
I'm very happy that i can belenaja sate today... Very happy.
Apa yang tera sangat? U action huh, wait until i joint BAT baru tau.
After i pass my BAT exam u mau belanja semua pegi Japanese Buffet.
SAP mana ada fight nanti.... hahahahahaha...
Monday, September 24, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
England very powderful
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean........
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
EXPOSED : How WK get No.1 in School !!!
Soak the strips in cold water. After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully
You will be able to see that your notes have been transfered to the tapes. Now, dry the adhesive tape so that it will become sticky again
MOTHERS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK THEY ARE
During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible relationship between the two ...
Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Sunita interacted,the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother even more curious ...
Reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you, Sunita and I are just housemates".
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it but I'll email her just to be sure".
So he sat down and wrote to his mother :
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house ...
I'm not saying that you did not take the silver plate ...
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner ...
Love,
Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Sunita,and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,she would have found the silver plate by now under her pillow ...
Love,
Mom
Lesson to be learnt :
Don't Lie To Your Mother
She's Smarter Than You Think She Is ....
Friday, September 21, 2007
Peace for All
BY The Manager
Pergi kedai membeli durian
Lampu kedai jangan lupa off,
BY kaki mabuk kok lian,
Sudah dapat awek suka show off,
Balut kepala jadi hippy,
Kalau lapar makan semangkut nasi,
Bila borak orang rasa sangat happy,
Orang cakap sikit warning terus kasi.
Pagi pagi tulis diari,
Sudah tulis suruh mak masak kari
Ada kesempatan memang suka cari
Paling pentingkan diri sendiri.
Indiana Jones Sate Very Action
Boleh bagi confirmation esok pukul berapa tunggu kat mana???
Hari tu i baru pigi Kajang makan sate, rupa-rupanya mereka ada branch kat Damansara Uptown dan juat harga sama.
Shop tu ialah the famous Sate Kajang Haji Samuri.
Agung Lunch Today
21 September 2007 09:07
Nak makan lunch?...cepat reply....
=kalau mau makan mesti reply cepat cos WK is agung
21 September 2007 09:59
u organise la...inform saya kalau on....
=ajak orang makan, sudah orang lain organise
21 September 2007 10:32
eh...saya keluar la....cancel la...
=ajak orang tapi nanti sendiri yang cancel
=meaning our friend not very important
=our group is substitute group
Important Point
*secondary group
* cepat reply cos i got no time, i am very bz
*i mau makan, u all cepat pegi organised
*i yang terpenting
*i can cancel any time i want as long i'm happy
*i'm very hansom & very important
*i'm working, u know i got work
Ah keong memang seorang agung
Sudahlah Muka macam punggung
Panggil makan macam orang kampung
Tanpa fikirkan orang kerana dia sombong