Monday, March 31, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
PDRM NEW EQUIPMENT
PDRM will equip all Anggota Polis with this new gun !Ada 17 bullet compare to the old 0.6MM!
So next time "Bang boleh settle" harga tinggi sikit sebab Equipment dah canggih !
讓國人最爽的六個 Malaysia 極品笑話
1 ) Pak Lah, Najib And Sami Vellu 同坐直升機巡視。
Sami Vellu 說：'如果我丟一千塊下去，撿到那一個人一定很高興。'
Najib 說：'如果我丟兩張五百元下去，那就有兩個人很高興了。'
Pak Lah 說：'如果我丟十張一百元下去，就有十個人很高興了。'
這個時候 ........
駕駛員喃喃自語地說：'何不把自己都丟下去，讓兩千一百萬人都高興呢？'
2 ) Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望，想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票.....
發行過了一個多月之後，Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何.....
Sami Vellu ： '銷售情形怎麼樣？'
郵政總局局長：'還算不錯，只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢！
Sami Vellu ： '怎麼會呢？' Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票，塗了一點口水在郵票背面，便試貼在信封上 ....
Sami Vellu ：' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎？'
郵政總局局長： '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......'
3 ) 深夜，Najib 去買宵夜，結果在路上遇到搶匪 …
搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說：' 把身上的錢交出來！'
Najib 勃然大怒說：'你這什麼態度？我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶！'
搶匪：'喔，那……把我的錢還來。 '
4 ) 某天，Prime Minister 、Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議，結果發生連環車禍，送至醫院急救，記者們聞風趕至醫院....
稍久，醫生出來了，記者忙著問'醫生！醫生！Prime Minister 有救嗎？'
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說：'唉 ..Prime Minister 沒救了< FONT face=DFKai-SB color=black size=4>...'
記者又問：'醫生！醫生！Najib 有救嗎？'
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說：'唉 ...也沒救了...'
記者就問：'那 ...到底誰有救？'
醫生精神一振說： 'Malaysia 有救了！'
5 ) 有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察，所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼，
Sami Vellu 萬歲！Sami Vellu 萬歲！
只有一名病人面無表情，對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。
Sami Vellu 看到了，問院長說：'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢？'
院長：'因為他今天精神非常正常。'
6 ) 一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢，不幸在山間小路上翻車。
正在農田作活的老農民看見這情景，就趕到出事地點，可是車上的人都死光了。
于是他挖了一個土坑，把幾個政客都埋了。
過了幾天，負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民，問他那幾個政客到哪里去了，老農民說己經埋了。
警察趕緊追問：'他們都死了嗎？ '
老農回答說：'嗯…，我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。'
警察說：'那你怎麼也把他埋了？'
老農說：'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話。
Sami Vellu 說：'如果我丟一千塊下去，撿到那一個人一定很高興。'
Najib 說：'如果我丟兩張五百元下去，那就有兩個人很高興了。'
Pak Lah 說：'如果我丟十張一百元下去，就有十個人很高興了。'
這個時候 ........
駕駛員喃喃自語地說：'何不把自己都丟下去，讓兩千一百萬人都高興呢？'
2 ) Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望，想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票.....
發行過了一個多月之後，Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何.....
Sami Vellu ： '銷售情形怎麼樣？'
郵政總局局長：'還算不錯，只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢！
Sami Vellu ： '怎麼會呢？' Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票，塗了一點口水在郵票背面，便試貼在信封上 ....
Sami Vellu ：' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎？'
郵政總局局長： '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......'
3 ) 深夜，Najib 去買宵夜，結果在路上遇到搶匪 …
搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說：' 把身上的錢交出來！'
Najib 勃然大怒說：'你這什麼態度？我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶！'
搶匪：'喔，那……把我的錢還來。 '
4 ) 某天，Prime Minister 、Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議，結果發生連環車禍，送至醫院急救，記者們聞風趕至醫院....
稍久，醫生出來了，記者忙著問'醫生！醫生！Prime Minister 有救嗎？'
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說：'唉 ..Prime Minister 沒救了< FONT face=DFKai-SB color=black size=4>...'
記者又問：'醫生！醫生！Najib 有救嗎？'
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說：'唉 ...也沒救了...'
記者就問：'那 ...到底誰有救？'
醫生精神一振說： 'Malaysia 有救了！'
5 ) 有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察，所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼，
Sami Vellu 萬歲！Sami Vellu 萬歲！
只有一名病人面無表情，對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。
Sami Vellu 看到了，問院長說：'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢？'
院長：'因為他今天精神非常正常。'
6 ) 一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢，不幸在山間小路上翻車。
正在農田作活的老農民看見這情景，就趕到出事地點，可是車上的人都死光了。
于是他挖了一個土坑，把幾個政客都埋了。
過了幾天，負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民，問他那幾個政客到哪里去了，老農民說己經埋了。
警察趕緊追問：'他們都死了嗎？ '
老農回答說：'嗯…，我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。'
警察說：'那你怎麼也把他埋了？'
老農說：'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話。
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Do You Know This Guys?
THE GUY ON WITH RED BLACK STRIP ! DO YOU KNOW HIM ?His name is Edison (Not the HK one) . If you have a lot of headache or problems he can help you...!
He is contactable at :016 5662699
Monday, March 24, 2008
Batu 5 Sama Pokok Di Bangkok
Tumbs UP!!!
Trip yang amat berharga & bergembira
Selepas satu hari jalan jalan B5 sudah menghabiskan Kelapa...
PA telah puas minum sampai perut buncit...
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Unforgettable Warcraft Match
Event: Warcraft III - Frozen Throne
Place: Menjalara (behind sup kambing)
Date: 21 Mar 2008
Time: 10.00p.m.
Team 1 Players:
CB - human, BY - night elves, SW - undead)
Team 2 Players:
PA - Undead, JY - Orc
Results:
First Match: Team2 won!
Comment: What more I can say? Team2 has the right strategies to defeat Team1.
Second Match: Team1 won!
Comment: Well,well.. Team1 changed strategy to "rush attack". Team2 sure couldn't survive that... Excellent, Team1!
No Final Match! Team2 tu lan liao!
http://www.battle.net/war3/races.shtml
Place: Menjalara (behind sup kambing)
Date: 21 Mar 2008
Time: 10.00p.m.
Team 1 Players:
CB - human, BY - night elves, SW - undead)
Team 2 Players:
PA - Undead, JY - Orc
Results:
First Match: Team2 won!
Comment: What more I can say? Team2 has the right strategies to defeat Team1.
Second Match: Team1 won!
Comment: Well,well.. Team1 changed strategy to "rush attack". Team2 sure couldn't survive that... Excellent, Team1!
No Final Match! Team2 tu lan liao!
http://www.battle.net/war3/races.shtml
Friday, March 21, 2008
Batu 5 Lepak Kejap Di Bangkok
Lepak kejap, penat lepas pat poa...
Seekor gelak sampai tak henti henti, seekor lagi sudah blur...
Inilah Pat Poa team at bangkok...
Semua muka penat penat, buat ape kat bangkok?
Shopping lor... Lain kali jangan suruh saya jalan kaki ok.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
IMAGINE
Imagine
by John Lennon
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
by John Lennon
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
Hourly report in Bangkok
Hello.... sudah tidur.. sedang tunggu aero plane ada delay sikit....!
you mahu apa from Bangkok ??? Heloo Kitty ??
PA is the Kao Lui King
OK tunggu dia habis cakap telephon .gasak sama dia !
terus SMS dia tanay boleh ceduk kah !... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEMonday, March 17, 2008
BATU 5 most Handsome guys
But......this guys is not available ....pls choose other guys from the list below :
(List below di susun dgn priority kedesperatan hormon )
1.) WK
2.)PA
3.) JG
4.) CB
5.) KS
6.) By
Friday, March 14, 2008
PA Yang success
The holy man to a holy trip
PA here one that you request for your friendster post... Wow u really good looking...
PA with the sleeping Buddha
Very hot, already 474 step upwards...
One hand touch the SKY !!!
One hand touch the SKY !!!
Bangkok Grand Palace
5 Sekawan Popet til Bangkok !!!!
The 2 most successful candidate in Batu 5
Enemy at the Gate
Dato Berjalan di Bangkok
Wah Lau ape country ini, panas macam kat penang... walk from 8am til 5pm u rang tak penat ke?
Wah ade arnab !!
Jum kita rehat dulu kat air cond shop !!!
Ah moi, jangan marah marah, tapi walau pun marah & panas u look so cute...
Pilih Pilih sampai half an hour pun tak habis pilih...
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