WK NAK AWEK INI LAH CARANYA

WK Belajar Rajin Rajin Tak Dapat AWEK
Kerja KUAT KUAT TAK DAPAT AWEK..!


Jadi lah Politician UMUR 55 tapi awek 20 shj ! ADA bunyi POP POP !
http://malaysia-today.net/blog2006/beritankom.php?itemid=7953

The Real Story of WK and his GMAIL

MALAYSIA NO 1 BANK GM:
WK, wanna join us for lunch at Tai Tong?

WK : of course. gimme 2 minutes. let me complete the work first.

Then WK opened his Gmail and write to his 'good' friends:

WK : nak makan lunch?...cepat reply...

After clicking "Send" button, he closed his Gmail and left his desk.
Somehow, somebody from his friends replied his email:

xxx : siapa beritahu WK kita ada makan lunch today punya?
xxx : Not me….

WK is having lunch with his lovely colleagues while joking happily.

The Story behind Wk and his GMAIL Account

MALYSIA NO 1 BANK GM:

WK, wanna join us for lunch at Tai Tong?WK : Oi...you siow ar?....How many times I need to tell u?!...
Must depends on my primary friends, ok.

You gimme 2 minutes. I want to ask them first.

Then WK opened his Gmail and write to his 'good' friends happily:WK : nak makan lunch?...cepat reply...

After clicking "Send" button, he anticipate eagerly and refresh his Gmail few times.

Did not even left his desk even a second.Somehow, somebody from his friends replied his email:

xxx : siapa beritahu WK kita ada makan lunch today punya?

xxx : Not me….

WK feel extremely down because he is not meeting his primary friends today. sigh!~

Quote Of the Day

"WK feel extremely down because he is not meeting his primary friends today. sigh!~"

WK 12 Sept 2007.

Syndiket Jack Daniel

Sejak kebelakang ini ada satu syndiket Jack Daniel. Di dapati ada seorang pemuda yang suruh kawan kawan dia yang memang suka ke luar negara especially INDIA untul membeli Arak Duty Free ... Harga Duty Free Jack Danie 1 liter ialah RM88. tapi harga pasaran RM 200 !..

Begitu lah si pemuda ini menguat keuntungan!

Untung Bersih = 200 -88 - 128.

200 X 100 = 20 K sebulan (untung bersih)

Di jangka satu bulan di boleh menjual UP to 100 botol JD bebas cukai kepada pengedali PUBs di kawansan Jinjang, Kepong, Cheras.

Saya berharap rakyat malaysia jgn di tipu oleh si pemuda ini.

World Guinness Record 2007 (1)

Percentage of Profit - Car Jack:
(5741 - 50)/50 * 100 = 11382%

Bill Gates pun mau akui kalah kpd our lovely government!

Don't believe it? Go and see Malaysia Auditor-General’s (AG) report.

World Guinness Record 2007 (2)

makin lama, aku makin suka Malaysia.

Malaysia, Boleh! Malaysia, Boleh! Boleh! Boleh!