From KS

BY: Diu, Cepat sikit, boleh?
Sam Chun Teng: Kan Ni Na Bu, wa tanggal baju mau u approve?
BY: Chipet! U mau I makan abalone tak? Tak mau u makan Lap
Cheong lar.
Sam Chun Teng: Diu Nia Ma Chau Hai!!!!!!! U tak jilat kering jus sedap
I, Mau I kasi tanmpar.......
BY: Lanjiau! u mau I jilat, I jilat, then I takda face.
Sam Chun Teng: Ma Hai, u ingat lu cakap dengan siapa???? I ni Sam Chun
Teng, u tak jilat baik baik, I call 100 brather
datang chap nei lo yau!!!!
BY: OK, ok......... (mula cari buku di beg) I jilat saje
lar........ Sorry sorry ya!

This strictly from:

Process Discription, dirty wording, name please refer to the Red sourceas above.

Please take couple important note here:

1. KS like to use other people to describe himself. (Ks kita sudah kawan 20 tahun, tak payah malu malu)

2. Suka Cakap kasar masa main (mencarut lintang pukang)

3. KS memang orang romantic send benda ni di valentine (Sent: 14 February 2008 15:39) to describe himself.

4. Suka guna perkataan: Jilat Jilat, Diu, Chipet! U mau I makan abalone tak? Tak mau u makan Lap Cheong lar.

5. KS suka jilat... yuks