Pelik tapi benar...(4)

> >
> > >NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Maggi Mee.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel
> > >embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a
> > >7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay
> > >and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple
> > >
> > >NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many swear by it.
> > >But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
> > >
> > >NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain
> > >
> > >NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
> > >Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,
> > >mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not
> > >digested yet, air cond not cold enough, aircond too
> > >cold, nail polish
> > >not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy,stomach
> > >cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't
> > >shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa
> > >Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...
> > >
> > >NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None.
> > >Malaysian men never refuse sex. (oh ya??)
> > >
> > >NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for
> > >all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The
> > >sight of a police road block. (;-o)
> > >
> > >NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour.
> > >Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second
> > >thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands
> > >like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it
> > >sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot".
> > >
> > >
> > >When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now
> > >that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be
> > >embarrassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs
> > >shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".
> > >
> > >NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION: The Bra-less Tourist.
> > >See how heads turn and traffic slows down when
> > >bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes bouncing about on
> > >the streets.
> > >
> > >........haha...I like these facts!!!! So real yet so
> > >shy to admit it !!!!

Seremban Visit

Please guess what is this?


Very unique item...


It Is actual a paper box for you to pick your unwanted food like chicken boones, stonne etc


This is the very famous Curry Laksa in seremban


Look at the Kerang, so fresh so big can can tambah sotong... Slurp slurp, yum yum

Just for Laugh - Malaysian Ah Beng (Latest Version)

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"


Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Jade Hills, Kajang

Front View of the Sales Gallery

Very Nice landscape

Higher ground view of the Sales Gallery

Sample of Show house unit

Wonderful hiltop Landscape

Brainless Driver - WMM9530 & Van- Liew Siew Kim

Here is another example of a self concentrated, un moralized and a brainless driver


This driver only think of himself and no other people or road user.
After 50 year of merdaka we still got this kind of idiot doing stupid thing.
How can over country be a develop country when there is a moron like this?


This ia nomination for the very Irresponsible drive of the year!!!


Another driver. This belong to a sole propriotor by the name of Liew Swee Kim.


This is another driver who just think of his own benefit, never think of other people.

Malaysia Boleh !!!

olympic run

Masturbation Cuts Cancer Risk

Australian researchers have come to the conclusion that men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation:

They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

http://mitchieville.blogspot.com/2008/04/masturbation-cuts-cancer-risk.html

more, more and more scorpions...

more, more and more scorpions... 2

Olympic Tourch Relay 21 April 2008 2.30pm

Police Car Ready for action, the SWAT team is station inside the Totota Alphard


Chinese supporter


FRU, horses, banner, chinese supporter all arrive after lunch


Full of event


Banyak orang...


The Tourch man is wearing red colour... The body guard all in light blue


Kindly enlarge the picture to loccated the Tourch and the tourch man...


I have identified the Olympic Tourch for youe viewing....


FRU every where....


Dataran Merdeka Full of people after lunch

Perempuan Melayu ape buat?

Bincang bingcang?

Merajuk?

Mengamuk karang?

Tak boleh ke?

Sampai nak nangis...

Olympic Tourch Run Preparation (Kuala Lumpur) 21 April 2008

Dataran Merdaeka, Time 10am 21 April 2008


FRU ready for action incase there is a RIOT


Not much activity or support form the public


Some minor event in dataran merdeka


FRU automobile....

Why Chinese Shouldn't Have Christian Names

Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before

Cristiano Ronaldo & Owen Hargreaves

Ronaldo score the on the penalty spot.... 1 all.


Hargreaves with the perfect freekick that won the match for MAN UTD

Malaysia Boleh! KL Lagi Boleh!

It rained in KL around 3pm.
The photos were taken around 4pm.
Our Stormwater Management and Road Tunnel (SMART) which worths RM1.933 billion has been used for nearly one year...
Tax payers like u and me... what's more could we say?
The so called tunnel engineers and consultants (both from m'sia and germany) stand out and explain now! Do u worth high-paid salary?

batu5's coming activity - Hotcut!