Pelik tapi benar...(4)

> >
> > >NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Maggi Mee.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel
> > >embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a
> > >7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay
> > >and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple
> > >
> > >NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many swear by it.
> > >But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
> > >
> > >NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain
> > >
> > >NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
> > >Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,
> > >mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not
> > >digested yet, air cond not cold enough, aircond too
> > >cold, nail polish
> > >not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy,stomach
> > >cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't
> > >shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa
> > >Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...
> > >
> > >NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None.
> > >Malaysian men never refuse sex. (oh ya??)
> > >
> > >NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for
> > >all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The
> > >sight of a police road block. (;-o)
> > >
> > >NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
> > >
> > >NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour.
> > >Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second
> > >thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands
> > >like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it
> > >sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot".
> > >
> > >
> > >When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now
> > >that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be
> > >embarrassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs
> > >shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".
> > >
> > >NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION: The Bra-less Tourist.
> > >See how heads turn and traffic slows down when
> > >bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes bouncing about on
> > >the streets.
> > >
> > >........haha...I like these facts!!!! So real yet so
> > >shy to admit it !!!!